Some fish go with the flow.  Others cross the entrie ocean screaming "WHERE THE HELL IS MY SON?!" at jellyfish, sharks, and sea turtles.  
This shirt is for the Marlins of the world - overprotective, slightly panicked, and definitely not okay.  Whether you're a parent, a clownfish, or just someone who loses stuff constantly, this tee lets people know you're on the edge...but still hilarious.  Warning: Does not help locate missing children.  Just makes you look good while yelling.
Perfect for:

Parents holding it together with caffeine and duct tape
Overthinkers with trust issues
Anyone who's ever panicked in a grocery store for 3.2 seconds

Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean