He's not drafting you into service - he's demanding you get him another beer while he makes sure to not burn the hotdogs.  This red, white, and brews tee features everyone's favorite stern uncle demanding what truly matters this Fourth of July: another cold one. 
Serve your country, and get your crazy uncle another beer.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean