"The First Thanksgiving"
History books got it all wrong - turns out the Pilgrims and Native Americans weren't just breaking bread...they were watching their favorite Running Back break ankles and tackles.
This parody tee reimagines the original feast as the first-ever Thanksgiving football watch party - complete with turkey, teamwork, and probably over a few brewskies. Perfectly blending history, humor, and halftime snacks, this shirt is your reminder that even back in 1621, people knew the real reason for the season: food, football, and avoiding eye contact during awkward political debates.
Perfect for: History buffs, remote control guardians, and anyone who believes the true spirit of Turkey Day is a full plate of fixins' and watching a fourth quarter comeback win.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean