"McCallister Home Defense" - Securing Suburbs Since 1990
Tired of break-ins, Wet Bandits, and underwhelming holiday security? Don't call 911 - call Kevin. This tee pays homage to the OG 8-year-old booby trap engineer who protected his house using nothing but paint cans, tarantulas, and unchecked rage.
Whether you're defending your home or just feel emotionally unhinged in December, this shirt says: "This is my home, I have to defend it." 
Perfect for: Swinging paint can energy, Micro-Machine lovers, blow torch realism.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean