It's a Major Award!
Straight from the fragile (fra-gee-lay) minds of classic holiday movies lovers everywhere, this shirt celebrates the most tasteful lamp in cinematic history.  Whether you're proudly displaying your beacon of electric sex in the window or just trying to win some clout with your neighbors, this tee lets everyone know you're a connoisseur of true, leg-shaped elegance.
Perfect for:

Holiday parties and passive-aggresive in-laws
Drinking Ovaltine and yelling "He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny!"
Shouting "It's a major award!" at inappropriate moments

Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean