No hugs.  No drama.  No "let's do this again sometime".
You came, you saw, you ghosted.
This shirt is for the quiet legends who know the best part of any party is the moment they leave with saying a word.  Whether you're slipping out of weddings, bar crawls, or awkward baby showers, your stealth game is elite - and now your shirt can say what you never will.  Warning: Wearing this tee may result in friends texting "Where'd you go?" followed by "Respect".
Perfect for:

Social ninjas
People who hate small talk
Those who dissapear into the night like an Irish Batman

Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean