If You Can Dodge a Wrench, Then You Can Dodge a Ball
This shirt isn't just a quote - a training philosophy for life.  Inspired by the greatest sports mentor to ever weaponize a wrench during a training excercise, this tee is your badge of honor for surviving life's curveballs (and flying wrenches).
Perfect for:

Intramural dodgeball domination
Touch love coaching moments
Impressing people who have a healthy fear of flying rubber balls (and wrenches)

Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean