I'm Not Lazy, I'm in Energy Saving Mode
Why do chores when you can conserve energy?  This tee is for the high-functioning chillers, professional nappers, and snack-fetchers who know that true power comes from doing the bare minimum with maximum efficiency.  It's not laziness - it's eco-friendly personal management.
Perfect for:

Couch-based productivity
Avoiding having any plans with elegance
Mastering the art of doing absolutely nothing

Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean