I'm in a Glass Cage of Emotion!
This tee captures the raw power of a man, a phone booth, and the emotional stability of a wet paper towel.  Whether your dog just got punted, your hair smells of rich mahogany, or you just threw your burrito accidently at a biker - this shirt says what your soul is screaming.
Perfect for:

Midlife crises in polyester suits
Having a public meltdown in style
Staying classy (while sobbing uncontrollably in a phone booth)

Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean