This tee is inspired by the legendary words of Joe Exotic and your monthly credit card statement, and is perfect for wearing while you make another questionable Amazon purchase.  Rock it ironically...or tragically.  We won't judge either way. (Mostly because we're broke too.)
Perfect for:

Crying at gas stations
Justifying a $10 latte
Explaining to your parents why you majored in "Interprative Dance"

Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean