I'll Just Have The Chicken Tendies
For those moments when life gets too complicated - menus get too fancy, bills get too high, or someone suggests kale - there's only one solution: chicken tendies.  This shirt is for the brave souls who stay true to their inner child and refuse to fold under pressure and there better be a side of ranch.
Perfect for:

Dodging adult responsibilities
Ordering off the kid's menu with confidence
Asking for honey mustard, cuz you fancy =)

Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean