Bigfoot: The Silent Guardian of Caffeine
Some say he's myth. Other claim they've seen him lurking in the break room avoiding small talk. One thing's for sure - Bigfoot doesn't do mornings without coffee. This shirt is for the caffeine-fueled cryptid in all of us who'd rather face the forest than forced conversation before that first glorious cup of joe.
Whether you're dodging coworkers, avoiding Zoom calls, or just grunting your way through brunch, this tee has your back - and your bitter, bitter truth.
Feral vibes. Low talk. High roast.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean