"Well, happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party is so lame." - Michael Scott
It's the most Michael Scott thing you can wear this Christmas - a heartfelt apology wrapped in pure chaotic energy. Channel the world's best boss (self-proclaimed) with this legendary holiday classic that perfectly blends awkward sincerity and cringe-level confidence. Whether you're leading the office Secret Santa gone wrong, bringing your own karaoke machine to the Christmas party, or just trying to make Jesus proud of your birthday enthusiasm, this shirt says "I understand the assignment - but not the social cues."
Perfect for: Office Christmas parties, nativity scene photobombs, and anyone who thinks they are the reason for the season (after Jesus, of course).
Product features - Made without side seams for a sleek look and reduced waste - Soft ribbed collar retains shape and adds comfort - Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear - Ethically produced with 100% US-grown cotton - Cozy medium-heavy fabric blend perfect for colder months Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean