It's the motha freakin' Catalina Wine Mixer.
Whether you're closing helicopter leases or just trying to look important while shipping boxed wine, this tee says one thing loud and clear: You not afraid to shout out your Billy Joel song requests at the band.  Warning: Wearing this tee may cause spontaneous and uncontrollable drum solos.
Featuring bold vibes and even bolder karaoke energy, this tee is perfect for:

Boat fanatics who don't own boats
Grown men who still do karate in the garage
People who seize every opportunity to sing a cappella

Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean