"I can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it." - Tommy Callahan Jr.
Straight from the brake pad captial of the world and the chaotic brilliance of Tommy Callahan Jr.'s selling style comes the only shirt that guarentees to make your sales pitch 110% more unhinged.  Whether you're hitting the road with Richard, dodging the "dead" deer in the back seat, or just tyring not to light anything on fire - this tee says "This fat guy in a little coat is a closer" without you even opening your mouth. 
Perfect for:

Epic road trips to save your father's company
Impressing Michelle in the warehouse
Nailing your sales pitch with Zalinsky

Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a flattering silhouette. - Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft color and texture. - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean